Mid-afternoon thoughts

My diabetes is a bit of an ass, if you'll pardon my language.
These next words are my imagination based solely on tv and movies, as I've never even seen pot in real life, much less ingested any.
 When I ignore D, she likes to act like a teen with pocket cash and get high whenever the mood strikes and stay that way. Like a teen who is higher than a kite, when D gets that way, she gets the munchies. Unlike a pot head, when D gets fed, she gets higher, not full, and it's a really mean cycle of hunger and hyperglycemia. Unlike pot heads, D will not just come down after a while. That nasty brat stays high until given insulin.
Like I said, D can be an ass.